Dad, I just coughed and farted at the same time! — Romy
Dad, Cali found a worm and it pooped on me. At first I thought it was chocolate and I was gonna eat it. I’m glad I didn’t though. — Romy
Being a parent requires a lot of lying
- *mc chris part four playing in the back ground* "There a teen that's on the team, this girl makes me wanna cream."
- Romy: Dad what does "makes me wanna cream" mean?
- Me: Oh they said "this girl likes ice cream."
- Romy: Oh OK. I like Ice Cream too.