Let it go! #Cali #kids #frozen #letitgo

Dad, Cali found a worm and it pooped on me. At first I thought it was chocolate and I was gonna eat it. I’m glad I didn’t though. — Romy
"Dad we need to put make up on you so you can be cute and fancy. Like a little porcupine." - #Cali #kids #thingskidssay

"Dad we need to put make up on you so you can be cute and fancy. Like a little porcupine." - #Cali #kids #thingskidssay

These girls! #Romy #Cali #sisters

These girls! #Romy #Cali #sisters

Poop shoot! #dragon #cali

Poop shoot! #dragon #cali

Bat Girl #Cali #batgirl

Bat Girl #Cali #batgirl

Pancake monster! Definitely looking like my sister @anniehinton #cali #pancakes  (at Sunshine Family Resturant)

Pancake monster! Definitely looking like my sister @anniehinton #cali #pancakes (at Sunshine Family Resturant)

Wingettes #Romy #cali #buffalowildwings

Wingettes #Romy #cali #buffalowildwings

Dad, today a kid called me a pussy so I punched in the belly because I am a Super Hero. That kid was a pussy. — Cali - (Name removed for legal purposes)

My kid > your kid #cali #digimon #nerdkid #geekgirl

Candy landin #romy #cali #emmy #candyland #boardgames

Candy landin #romy #cali #emmy #candyland #boardgames

#cali #funnyfaces

#cali #funnyfaces

Dad I think Harlow has a red crayon on his crotch. — Cali
#nofucksgiven #cali

#nofucksgiven #cali

The kids decorated the cave Thai afternoon. #romy #cali #snowfort #snowcave

The kids decorated the cave Thai afternoon. #romy #cali #snowfort #snowcave